Bullshit

May 14, 2009

WIGGER BEAST

I believe that I am the lost link to Wiggers. Like I’m the diplomat to deliver true wiggers into their constitution by freeing them of their […]
May 5, 2009

High School Musical vs College Hill

To all of my dear white girlfriends who are caught up with these black boys. I understand it’s different. Hell I’m a fan of interracial co-mingling. […]
May 5, 2009

Overrated Fabulous

I am so sick of the word “fabulous”. Talk about an over used adjective. It’s ridiculous. All of these fashion reality shows are driving me crazy. […]
April 21, 2009

FUCK TWITTER

None of my aka’s are available.So no, I won’t be twittering. Sons of bitches.
April 20, 2009

COOCHIE CONNOISSEUR

So, I’m having this procedure and my gynecologist is also the surgeon. He’s super fine. Always has been.I ask him why he became a gynecologist. Like…what […]
April 20, 2009

SEXUAL PRIME

My hormones are going retardo.I’m having hot flashes.I’m hungry then not hungry.And I’m horny beyond belief. I feel like the Good Werewolf who hides himself from […]