Bullshit

June 11, 2009

Dialnet – My hero

There is a very special store on Melrose, one block away from Johnny Rockets. They fix that stupid charger port on the stupid Blackberry when it […]
June 9, 2009

“My Dogs wear my collars, Sirs. And let no one at this table ever forget that.”

Oh Helen Mirren, oh Queen Elizabeth. If people just understood that. It doesn’t have to be a bad thing. I mean, people are slaves to a […]
June 4, 2009

36 hours and counting

I’m looking across my hotel room to my made up bed at 9am. Nope. I shore didn’t sleep in it. Nope, I sat on the couch […]
June 1, 2009

BURNT SUGAR

I’m so black Greg Tate ain’t got nuthin’ on me. I am completely and utterly sunburnt. I just swore up and down that my melanin would […]
May 27, 2009

good vs evil

I had a boyfriend once (bada ba). No seriously. And I wanted to make it work. He wanted to make it work. We argued about things […]
May 21, 2009

The No Alcohol on Ground Rule

Why is it that first class can offer champagne but not liquor? Here I am, all geared up and ready to go on my trip to […]