July 31, 2009

i Should be Blackberry’s spokesmodel

No, for real. I go through 4 phones a year. I drop them at least 3 times a day and I throw them at least 3 […]
July 28, 2009

Niggapalooza Does It Again

I got hit 3 times tonight. Not by all of the giant bodyguard negroes that were there, no blonde, 6’0 tall, cheery white boys skipping down […]
July 26, 2009

I Think I’ve Given Up Jeff Goldblum

After waking up to put out a fire that never existed, I turn on the tv to watch CNN. Regular. One thing you can watch consistently […]
July 24, 2009

Mother Goose …..On the Road Again

We’ve begun the America’s Most Wanted Tour. I’ve got to tell you. Running a business is hard work. The more employees you acquire the more management […]
July 15, 2009

Jet Lag

Been up since 330am.Trying to get a head start on these tours. So sad to be back. Really focusing on how to make enough to be […]
July 12, 2009

Dick Fiend

In the urban dictionary, it reads that a “dick fiend” is a girl who can’t see, get, suck or fuck enough dicks. I had to think […]