Bullshit

July 4, 2015

EURO PART 2 and CASTOR OIL

All my girls told me I needed castor oil.  When we arrived in Gdnask both Roxy (hair and wardrobe) and Chef Stefanie brought me some castor […]
June 12, 2015

We Set THE TOWN OFF!

I wonder how many cancer cells I’ve caused myself holding in what I really want to say.  Men get to be “offended” all the while still […]
June 1, 2015

Another One Bites the Dust……

Great long week of working.  My head has been spinning since picking up my new client.  I always had the Roots Picnic show on May 30th […]
May 19, 2015

Gettin while the gettin is good…..

I saw my boy at yet another Samsung Lounge….3rd one in the last couple of weeks, each time a different client….”I see you came back to […]
March 7, 2015

RED LIGHT SPECIAL

Dear Amsterdam, Why must you always feel like home?  You are the point of the tour where everyone breathes.  You are where I know of the […]
March 2, 2015

That one time we got strip searched in Sweden……..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFkSENBFhy4 16 years.  16 years of border crossings….all sorts of borders….Canadian, Mexican, Algerian, Argentinian, Chinese….. hell I’ve even crossed into Cuba.  Never…NEVER in my life have […]