Tina Farris

January 7, 2009

Chevron and 60 year olds

Normally I would say….”yo, the waves at El Porto weren’t bullshittin'”  my surf brethren would correct me.   Correct terminology being, “Dude, it was going OFF […]
January 6, 2009

Flying Unfriendly Skies

I’m an American, United, Lufthansa kind of girl. Mostly because I have enough upgrades to never have to notice how incredibly fucked the legroom is. Do […]
January 5, 2009

I Woke Up Feeling Perfect

“I drank a vat of red wine and woke up feeling perfect.” One of my most favorite best friends marked this quote.  I love it.  Just […]
January 4, 2009

Water Home

I am going to be a professional surfer by 40.  I’ve just decided.  Tour managing is a high stress job.  You are the provider of information, […]
January 4, 2009


I’m just gonna say it.  Pornhub.com is the shit.  Free clips of hard core porn to get you through the night.  I’m telling you.  I don’t […]
January 4, 2009


Just when you get what you want, an easy slow day, you have nerve enough to be bored when there’s nothing to do.  I have to […]