Tina Farris

August 3, 2009

My Black Card…..and other embarrassing moments around white people

I played hooky last night from the Wayne Tour. My other buddy had a show at Jones Beach the next night so I decided to spend […]
August 1, 2009

BQE …. BACKED UP AS USUAL

I’ve been sitting on the BQE for an hour coming from the Verrazzano Bridge. I knew this would happen. I bet everyone 230pm arrival. They said…”oh […]
July 31, 2009

i Should be Blackberry’s spokesmodel

No, for real. I go through 4 phones a year. I drop them at least 3 times a day and I throw them at least 3 […]
July 28, 2009

Niggapalooza Does It Again

I got hit 3 times tonight. Not by all of the giant bodyguard negroes that were there, no blonde, 6’0 tall, cheery white boys skipping down […]
July 26, 2009

I Think I’ve Given Up Jeff Goldblum

After waking up to put out a fire that never existed, I turn on the tv to watch CNN. Regular. One thing you can watch consistently […]
July 24, 2009

Mother Goose …..On the Road Again

We’ve begun the America’s Most Wanted Tour. I’ve got to tell you. Running a business is hard work. The more employees you acquire the more management […]