Tina Farris

March 2, 2015

That one time we got strip searched in Sweden……..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFkSENBFhy4 16 years.  16 years of border crossings….all sorts of borders….Canadian, Mexican, Algerian, Argentinian, Chinese….. hell I’ve even crossed into Cuba.  Never…NEVER in my life have […]
March 2, 2015

Planes, Trains and Uncircumcised Penis

So, if you didn’t know, I like Naked Spas. Naked co-ed Spas. Naked, co-ed, European Spas. Naked, co-ed European Spas in Amsterdam in particular.  If you’ve […]
February 23, 2015


My sisters my sisters. Almost 3 decades of visiting this continent and STILL…no one can lay a short cut.  Oh they can do extensions….eyelashes, skin dye….but […]
February 22, 2015


*drops mic*
February 21, 2015

No sleep til……East London

I’m Sleepy! I can’t do these go out at 1am nights!!  Cept I did.  And I have.  And why is London so gotdamn fun sometimes? Schedule: […]
February 20, 2015

Mes Deux Amours

Whenever the Paris portion of the tour takes place people stand back.  They already know.  Ask Tina questions now, on this bus, in this airport, on […]